I make me worried

I rented a Kurasowa film over the weekend. It was a Chinese DVD with the subtitles apparently translated to Chinese and then to English. It was not exactly the Criterion Collection. I was left to ponder such lines as:

"Get drunk to be me, poor."

"I won't tease you being sick."

"I make me worried."

"This shows you chick, I am not afraid of you."

"Women look good in a drunk eye."

Well, everyone looks better in a drunk eye...can't disagree with that one.