The two Jakes

It was a bad day for quarterbacks named Jake. It is just an unfortunate coincidence that the name rhymes with 'mistake.' I wasn't sure who to root for in the AFC Championship game but mid-way through my expert football analytical mind realized that Denver has really lousy uniforms. What's with that red stripe that starts underneath the armpits and travels down the entire side of the players' body? This was a modern looking concept sometime back there in the last century. And so I slowly started rooting for Pittsburgh. Or maybe it was the huge, insurmountable lead that made me lean that way. In the other game, I was rooting for Carolina...until they began to look really pitiful...which was pretty quick. One football game left...sweet lord. Ok...someone bring me up to speed...who the hell is Cocoa Crisp?