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Monday, September 25, 2006

Three Eerie Things

1.) Our theatre is haunted. It's an old Opera house that has been gutted twice by fire, and on one of those occasions a performer died. She has been spotted from time to time ever since. They call her Esmerelda. A purple chair is reserved for her for all the performances, and it must have fresh flowers placed upon it or bad things happen. The last time they forgot the flowers a giant hanging fish came crashing down on a crowded stage, though no one was injured.

2.) The other day I decided to stop off and get a sub for lunch. For some reason I had a yen for something I hardly ever order, a small Italian with the works. So, I go into the sub shop and the woman has just finished making a really good looking sub and is about to wrap it up. She asks what I want, I tell her...and she hands me the sub she just made. Eerie.

3.) The Patriots lost, thus discouraging my vision of an undefeated season and undermining the veracity of my intuition. Truly the eeriest thing of all.

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